Alan and I were now in the groove with these cats and we got up early to have breakfast with them. It was at one of Rafe's favourite places called The Love Muffin. When I got my latte with the milk patterned in they shape of a vulva I knew it was for real!
Dick decided to split along with Billy and he celebrated with the most ridiculous sun glasses in the fashion of Elton John. There was much back slapping and hugs all round but I was still not sure why they were leaving - maybe it was the weather. When Steve found out Rafe had not booked anywhere to stay in Telluride, he took charge and after a few calls had us all booked into the New Sheridan, the most expensive place we had stayed on the whole trip.
Dan wished Billy a safe trip home to his girlfriend.
Dick and his Elton John Glasses
Rafe, Jake, Alan and I set off straight after breakfast to return to the Arches NP to go on a walk to see the "Delicate" arch. We squeezed into the car park which was already full and walked the 1 1/2 miles to the arch across the bare rock ledges. It was starting to warm up and my camelback came in useful. The arch was very impressive; almost circular with a grand view of the mountain through it. The track to it was along the side of a ravine and was narrow with quite a precipice on the outside. The Americans seemed to lose their fondness for passing on the left and changed to keep in the inside as we passed them! We climbed up to a smaller arch after we left and got another good view of this natural wonder.
Jake and Rafe at the Delicate Arch
Rafe and Alan with the view over the Canyons
The American Tourists walk on the Left!- especially when there a 50 ft drop on the RHS of the track.
We left Moab and headed south to Monticello where I insisted we stop to have a coffee and a snack. Rafe would have gone on but I suspected that was the last food stop we would have until we got to Telluride. The storm clouds were building in the South East and rain was imminent. After we left Monticello we headed East across a wide flat plateau that reminded me of the country around Moree and I felt home-sick for the first time on the trip. We were planning to stop at Dolores for lunch but Rafe wanted to press on to avoid the storm. The rest of the gang had stopped in Dolores and were finishing their lunch when we rode through town. Steve suddenly appeared and he took off with Jake. Rafe, Alan and I waited while I called Morag back in Melbourne before she left to fly into LA. She was typically very tired because she had tried to cram in lots of things before she left and had been up late. We headed off over the mountains just ahead of the storm and gave the Harleys a bit of stick (even Alan) to arrive dry in Telluride.

The Telluride Valley
The main street of Telluride looked like a Holywood movie set all ready for John Wayne to ride down and tie up his horse at the local saloon. The dramatic backdrop of the peaks of the Colorado mountains emphasised the original period buildings. There was a Blues festival in town and a free concert was happening later that afternoon, but it started to rain so that was off the agenda..

Rafe outside the Sheridan Hotel wishing he was 30 years younger
Alan and I were so hungry from Rafe's storm avoiding (and eating avoiding) tactics that we dumped our stuff in our room and headed out to find something to eat. I visited the Post Office and had to wait the obligatory 20 minutes while the servers had long chats with the customers. This is standard practice at US Post Offices - there has to be a 20 minute wait to be served! We had a very nice sandwich and coffee at a trendy little coffee shop. They even could make a half decent latte.
After our late lunch we checked out the shops on Main St and they were all very "boutique" in fact the whole of Telluride screamed "money". we found out later that was only the half of it. We went back to hotel bar to catch up with others. We were very impressed by the Nice Sort behind the bar especially the tight leather pants she was wearing. It turned out the bar was run by an bloke from Bankstown in Sydney!
Courthouse in Telluride waiting for Judge Dread (is that a Union Jack on the left!!)
We found it difficult to get into a restaurant but Steve worked his magic. There were a lot of visitors in town for the Blues festival. After we had finished there was a discussion about how we were sharing the restaurant bills. We had been dividing the total by the number of us there, but some thought this was unfair. We weren't sure if it was directed at Alan and I because we didn't stint ourselves with the meals including wine and desert and got good value from the bill sharing. Some like Rafe would only eat a salad and pay $40 for it. In the end we decided to work out what the cost of each person's meal was and base the sharing of costs on that plus the large obligatory tip. A large rotund gentleman appeared and offered to take our cash to the till, but he seemed a bit suspect to me so I followed him just to make sure he didn't walk out the door - he didn't.
Guess what - its been raining and there's snow on those mountains
After the meal Rafe suggested we take a ride on the Gondola up to Mountain Village. This was a huge condominium development on the mountain top above Telluride with its own golf courses and shops and restaurants that put on a free Gondola service to try and attract the punters from down in the valley. The Gondola ride was in darkness and we could see the lights of Telluride spread out below us. Mountain Village was unreal - with beautiful buildings, squares, shops all arranged over the natural slopes. We saw some people sitting around a brazier and we went over for a chat. Two were Urologists and two retired and obviously loaded. Rafe told us these sort of Condo's were springing up all over the USA at the choicest spots for the super rich. There were plenty of Lear Jets at the airport to ferry the millionaires into their exclusive environment! Little did we know that Morag had gone with Dianne to a protest meeting about a similar development proposed at Squaw Valley near Lake Tahoe.
Alan and I finished off the evening by having a coffee at the Hotel and checking out the Nice Sorts. Two in particular were chatting in the bar. The more pneumatic of the ladies was wearing the same hat that Alan wore - a sort of travelling trilby you may notice he wears in every bloody photograph. Despite my encouragement that he had the perfect excuse for a pick-up line he declined the opportunity. There were lots of Nice Sorts in Telluride - no doubt attracted by the money and we didn't cut the mustard in that regard.